Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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