just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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