so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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