white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
