is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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