Apparently you make a good broom.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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