I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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