You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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