Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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