It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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