i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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