Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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