Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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