just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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