I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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