I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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