it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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