It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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