You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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