You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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