i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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