just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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