you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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