The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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