READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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