I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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