yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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