glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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