For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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