Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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