I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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