Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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