grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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