Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
