I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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