I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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