I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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