Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
