I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Terrible idea I love it
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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