a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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