Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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