so explain again why im purple
no
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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