So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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