we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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