thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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