hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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