sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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