Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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