smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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