Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
