Your face is a jimmy john
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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