Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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