I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she told me i tasted like america
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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